February 2012
20 posts
chill ass azn
some thoughts about being gay
my mom wanted a girl, so on my birthday when she saw my penis, she felt the first pang of disappointment she, and other women, were to feel. she dressed me as a male, but in a ‘gay way,’ and by that we mean a cohesive visual motif (in this case, blue stripes and strong red punctuations); she also forced me to pose in flamboyant ways, perhaps even...
yah i know sarah heuer, she’s bffs with becky lang and half of philolzophy blog with that ‘di la sorrento’ pseudonym for thought catalog, lives in minnesota, owns a macbook/iphone has great wi-fi and hair like all the time, always looking sexy in facebook, with meek-type whipped friend zone bros hanging around her trying to get some, feel ‘afraid’ to friend her,...
dead baby and dying man
“obese cat” drawing competition entry titled “luther says hello,” j. chen (2012), scanned drawing and photoshop
larry david
marie calloway friended me after i had written a sexual fantasy ostensibly about her, which was less about her than an abstraction of a ‘young attractive woman on the internet’; i was impressed that she saw past our mutual complicit online farces, and could continue the narrative of artifice known as the internet via facebook. on her wall, she had linked the above link with commentary...
this is what i did today
went to:
work
‘off the grid’ street vendor food
ate:
pad thai, beef curry over rice, spring roll, ‘free’ as part of work catered baby shower
bacon cheeseburger with fries from ‘off the grid’ and $12 gift certificate co-worker gave me for christmas, auspiciously costing exactly $12
drank:
coffee
cuvee champange, from aforementioned baby shower
water, a...
van gogh’s ‘old man in sorrow’ cries in mcsweeney’s chair
aokigahara
excerpts from 'employee self-evaluation'
Since the last evaluation period, have you successfully performed any new tasks or additional duties outside the scope of your regular responsibilities? If so, please specify.
Comments: Offered technical help to Development dept., and also worked closely with I.T. in ways employing knowledge in Information Technology field outside of job training and duties. Also provided cooking tips (during...
author ~9:00 a.m. on weekend(s) at ‘sugarlump’ [left] and ‘coffee bar’ [right] interfacing with wordpress (blogging), twitter (tweeting), gmail (replying), gchat (chatting), facebook (k-holeing), tumblr (case in pointing) on macbook air; feeling connected to people online and alienated from people in real life