February 2012
14 posts
dead baby and dying man
“obese cat” drawing competition entry titled “luther says hello,” j. chen (2012), scanned drawing and photoshop
larry david
marie calloway friended me after i had written a sexual fantasy ostensibly about her, which was less about her than an abstraction of a ‘young attractive woman on the internet’; i was impressed that she saw past our mutual complicit online farces, and could continue the narrative of artifice known as the internet via facebook. on her wall, she had linked the above link with commentary...
this is what i did today
went to:
work
‘off the grid’ street vendor food
ate:
pad thai, beef curry over rice, spring roll, ‘free’ as part of work catered baby shower
bacon cheeseburger with fries from ‘off the grid’ and $12 gift certificate co-worker gave me for christmas, auspiciously costing exactly $12
drank:
coffee
cuvee champange, from aforementioned baby shower
water, a...
van gogh’s ‘old man in sorrow’ cries in mcsweeney’s chair
aokigahara
excerpts from 'employee self-evaluation'
Since the last evaluation period, have you successfully performed any new tasks or additional duties outside the scope of your regular responsibilities? If so, please specify.
Comments: Offered technical help to Development dept., and also worked closely with I.T. in ways employing knowledge in Information Technology field outside of job training and duties. Also provided cooking tips (during...
author ~9:00 a.m. on weekend(s) at ‘sugarlump’ [left] and ‘coffee bar’ [right] interfacing with wordpress (blogging), twitter (tweeting), gmail (replying), gchat (chatting), facebook (k-holeing), tumblr (case in pointing) on macbook air; feeling connected to people online and alienated from people in real life
January 2012
8 posts
seurat woody mashup post here
boy in a swamp
girl by a tree
ugh boif drowned probs ebay this
December 2011
14 posts
i wrote about cheetos puffs and provide this picture as proof that i actually ate the bag for research purposes. this picture may also be seen as a self portrait, if i were miranda july or cindy sherman or someone
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excel mondrian
smells like teen spirit
the good the bad and the ugly
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seems like mick jagger might’ve wanted to blow lou reed
by Marc van der Holst
November 2011
19 posts
at first i wanted to ‘live blog’ teenwolf, but wound up a little more obsessed and wrote teenwolf as kafkian experience; i also point you towards where i sort of completely ripped off the idea, the much more brilliant cosby codex which i unabashedly link to as a concession of its superiority.
figure for abandoned article about getting shat on by a bird because the piece seemed solipsist and too literal or something