May 2012
5 posts
what i ate today
i went insane today eating. i think i ate ~3500 calories today, 1,500 over my daily allowance, which converts to 0.5 lbs.
breakfast
coffee
‘raisin swirl,’ basically a brioche-like thing with raisins in it
lunch
turkey, cheddar, avocado sandwich w/ aioli (referred to my employer’s annex-cafe as the ‘sunset’)
2.5 glasses of wine, leftover from yesterday’s...
four provocative self portraits
i wont get into why or how i did this to myself, but it involves lite self abuse and messed up pleasure/pain wiring in the brain. basically, it was very painful but felt really good, like a certain ‘release’ where the acute pain felt either deserved or commensurate with ongoing non-material pain i constantly feel. the finger sort of looks like a huge ass dong too, which is cool.
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what i did at work today
1.
i generally like to start off by watching people who are more messed up than me. today i saw a woman addicted to drinking gasoline on my favorite show ever. she was so depressed and i sort of wanted to move in with her and just watch tv and maybe cuddle (no sex) and maybe be ‘life partners’ or something. it was really touching, i seriously experienced deep empathy for her, and...
April 2012
9 posts
the white stripes
Mira Gonzalez and I started a conceptual non-existent band called “The White Stripes” which serves as a more cutting-edge/lo-fi and attractive version of the original band. Here are three promotional flyers. If you print one out and affix it on the bathroom wall of CBGB, then that would rock. We won’t be playing anywhere, but you may imagine how good we’d sound.
facebook, gmail, and tumblr palettes
recent shit i been searching for…
March 2012
11 posts
ellipses descending a staircase
♥ winona 4ever ♥
Interview with Jimmy Chen →
pachydermini:
1. I hadn’t noticed it before I read “White Girls,” but now in other pieces of yours I see it as well, the love of lengthy layered sentences. What do you think a long sentence conveys that a bunch of short sentences don’t?
I see the long sentence as a linguistic riddle, a way to both expand—and…
recent activity on my bank card
cole hardware — i bought a swiss army knife because airport security confiscated my old one at security checkpoint. i always forget about this and every time i fly i lose my swiss army knife. i have a swiss army knife because i’m a macgyver-esque dude who always solves problems in the real world
browser books — i bought omensetter’s luck by william h. gass which...
untitled blog post
i passed by a homeless women in a wheelchair in chicago and it was very cold wet and windy, and she looked really alone and scared. it seems selfish of me to turn that into something about my feelings i guess, like, i’m using her in a way. i took her miserable existence and turned it into a blog post. i gave her change, which served only to make me feel i was a good person, which is...
February 2012
20 posts
chill ass azn
some thoughts about being gay
my mom wanted a girl, so on my birthday when she saw my penis, she felt the first pang of disappointment she, and other women, were to feel. she dressed me as a male, but in a ‘gay way,’ and by that we mean a cohesive visual motif (in this case, blue stripes and strong red punctuations); she also forced me to pose in flamboyant ways, perhaps even...
yah i know sarah heuer, she’s bffs with becky lang and half of philolzophy blog with that ‘di la sorrento’ pseudonym for thought catalog, lives in minnesota, owns a macbook/iphone has great wi-fi and hair like all the time, always looking sexy in facebook, with meek-type whipped friend zone bros hanging around her trying to get some, feel ‘afraid’ to friend her,...
dead baby and dying man
“obese cat” drawing competition entry titled “luther says hello,” j. chen (2012), scanned drawing and photoshop
larry david
marie calloway friended me after i had written a sexual fantasy ostensibly about her, which was less about her than an abstraction of a ‘young attractive woman on the internet’; i was impressed that she saw past our mutual complicit online farces, and could continue the narrative of artifice known as the internet via facebook. on her wall, she had linked the above link with commentary...
this is what i did today
went to:
work
‘off the grid’ street vendor food
ate:
pad thai, beef curry over rice, spring roll, ‘free’ as part of work catered baby shower
bacon cheeseburger with fries from ‘off the grid’ and $12 gift certificate co-worker gave me for christmas, auspiciously costing exactly $12
drank:
coffee
cuvee champange, from aforementioned baby shower
water, a...
van gogh’s ‘old man in sorrow’ cries in mcsweeney’s chair
aokigahara
excerpts from 'employee self-evaluation'
Since the last evaluation period, have you successfully performed any new tasks or additional duties outside the scope of your regular responsibilities? If so, please specify.
Comments: Offered technical help to Development dept., and also worked closely with I.T. in ways employing knowledge in Information Technology field outside of job training and duties. Also provided cooking tips (during...
author ~9:00 a.m. on weekend(s) at ‘sugarlump’ [left] and ‘coffee bar’ [right] interfacing with wordpress (blogging), twitter (tweeting), gmail (replying), gchat (chatting), facebook (k-holeing), tumblr (case in pointing) on macbook air; feeling connected to people online and alienated from people in real life
January 2012
8 posts
seurat woody mashup post here
boy in a swamp
girl by a tree